Keep Oppo Rick and Morty (NSFW Language)

Kinja'd!!! "Reece-Current Stinger GT owner" (subzero384)
07/27/2016 at 09:49 • Filed to: None

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I’m still wondering what the context is, and how this was an actual thing that happened in actual court.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Reece-Current Stinger GT owner
07/27/2016 at 10:02

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I saw this yesterday - I was fucking rolling. Absolutely hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! Eberle-Hills-Cop > Reece-Current Stinger GT owner
07/27/2016 at 10:15

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I’ve probably watched this at least 10 times in the past few days


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Reece-Current Stinger GT owner
07/27/2016 at 10:18

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Oppo is not a place for smart people


Kinja'd!!! Reece-Current Stinger GT owner > spanfucker retire bitch
07/27/2016 at 10:27

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I watched it last night and was literally crying.


Kinja'd!!! Reece-Current Stinger GT owner > Eberle-Hills-Cop
07/27/2016 at 10:27

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It’s literally the best thing out of Comic-con


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > Reece-Current Stinger GT owner
07/27/2016 at 10:27

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Is this a preview of the new season?


Kinja'd!!! Reece-Current Stinger GT owner > Lekker
07/27/2016 at 10:30

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It’s not. It’s Rolland reading a court transcript with Morty as the judge and Rick as the defendant. I suggest watching it, as it’s word for word a real thing, and amazing.


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > Reece-Current Stinger GT owner
07/27/2016 at 10:56

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I did, and looked it up in the wonderful reddit machine afterward and found the snippet saying it was a transcript reenactment. I cannot believe that went down lol.


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > The Ghost of Oppo
07/27/2016 at 11:03

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Meaning what exactly?


Kinja'd!!! Reece-Current Stinger GT owner > Lekker
07/27/2016 at 11:07

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Georgia is a strange place.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Reece-Current Stinger GT owner
07/27/2016 at 11:08

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Aw jeez Rick in what dimension I’m a judge?

Suck my *burp* dick dimension Morty. It’s a real dimension Morty it doesn’t even have a number. Sylvester Stallone is the U.S. president in that dimension. It’s pretty bad Morty even Schwarzenegger is a Supreme Court Justice.

Wow Rick can we go to that dimension?

Suck my dick Morty, we’re watching cable instead.

*cue intro for interdimensional cable III


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Reece-Current Stinger GT owner
07/27/2016 at 11:15

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This is the best thing in the world.


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Lekker
07/27/2016 at 11:17

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You gotta watch the show


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > The Ghost of Oppo
07/27/2016 at 11:18

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I have, many times. Hence the question


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Lekker
07/27/2016 at 11:22

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Watch the pilot episode again


Kinja'd!!! Reece-Current Stinger GT owner > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
07/27/2016 at 11:52

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“fuck you, 40 days, fuck you again, 60 days, suck my dick, a year, yo mama, 10 years”